Don't lose your childish mood

To Mr. Whatever-your-name-is,

I am very glad that I could be your service in all sort of problems you met during desktop/network operations, sincerely I am.
But please don't test my patience, and understand what I answer you, before you continue.
This shall be my clarification.

Remember once you asked, why I never get you new desktops.
I said, because I don't have the authority to assign new desktops.

Then you asked again, these computers so slow how to use.
I said these few computers are already fastest units which I have the authority to assign to.

You said, Har? So lousy one meh? Last time buy new desktops already what...
Fuck you dude... did you even pay attention from the start?
I still smile and say, I don't have the authority to assign new desktops.

A few days later, you got me a scan decive and tell me you could not plug to computer,
just because the cable is ps/2 type, and the computer only have USB available.
You asked, is there any converter for this issue, and do I have it.
I said, there is a converter but it doesn't work perfectly, I had personally experienced that.
Without waiting your next question, I said the best solution is change the ps/2 cable into USB one, because that is the only solid and long term solution.
Then the conversation ends, you left.

And then, another few days later, I finally have my first day leave, goyang kaki-ing @ hometown.
You called to my cellphone, with annoying accent,
Hey I bought the ps/2-to-usb converter and plugged to the computer, why only could scan a few characters but not all characters sia?
Pay attention, that bloody fellow used "sia" at the end.
I said, I thought I already told you it will not work perfectly? Why you still buy that?
I am really really really feel so sucks when answering that fellow.

You said, because this thing only SG$8 then just buy for try.
Then I feel, what for you fucking ask me if you had decided to goddamn do it no matter what I answer you?
Somemore that thing only cost less than RM10, that fellow spend SG$8 for it.
Please lar, you wan to be that kiamsiap, keep it to yourself ok for holy mother-of-god sake...
And still fucking holy dam shit call me just for this stupid shit even know that I'm on leave.

I'm tired dude...